its simple logic Jen
Beetle wears a flight suit
Men in flight suits get first pick of the women
Hence, they pick the most attractive and awesome of the women
Therefor we can conclude two things:
1. You date Beetle, who wears a flight suit, therefor you most be extremely attractive and awesome (and since you date a cartoonist, that pretty much puts you on supermodel level beautiful there)
2. People who dont wear flight suits get stuck with the left overs
and i have not let the green bag get to my ego at all have i?



